Rampaging Cows shooting pizzas

This is what you come up with when you discuss the possibility of blind people being able to hunt in texas with a friend. Firstly, at the end of the article, it mentions Cheney accidently shooting his friend while hunting for quail. He's not blind, imagine what they'll do :o.
Second - I don't like hunting for sport. I understand if people are actually eating the animals...but hunting just for fun is not cool...not to mention there's meat in grocery stores.

So, I told my friend "I don't understand, it's like you and I are having a snowball fight, and then a cow decides to shoot us just for fun".
him: "lol, dont ask me, i dont get it either.. and most definitely don't want to be shot by a cow..."
me: "yeah I'm imagining this rampaging cow..."
him: "with a crossbow...on a tree shooting hunters"

alright, good stuff. That explains the cow on the tree.
Now for pizza.
I had two finals in two days, mind boggle, completely saturated. Need some time to empty it of previous course content and prepare it for the upcoming finals next week. So, my friend and I decide we should meet, drink tea and eat foodies. What? We decided to make pizza from scratch. He made the dough this morning (1.5 cups whole wheat flour, 1/2 cup water, 1 tablespoon olive oil, 1 pouch of yeast, knead it 5 mins, let it sit for at least one hour, roll it out, awesomeness in a ball).
What did we put on it? Onions, mushrooms, pineapples, olives, gouda cheese and tofu (we cut it in thin slices, put a mixture of soy sauce, worchestershire sauce (whatever it's called), liquid smoke and black pepper on it...then baked it for 20 mins on 375 F. It was crispy and awesome...kinda tasted like bacon o_O), and we also put this kinda ketchup chili sauce on the actual crust. We baked that for 20 mins on 400 F.
It was a pretty much improvised recipe apart from the crust. It turned out great though...absolutely yummy. Crust was just right. It even tastes good kinda cold...and we didn't smother it in cheese too.
Anyways, so he walked me to the metro later...and he was saying bye bye...and I was saying "indeed, we did some great pizza..." and then he's giving me this kinda gun shot wink thing, then I said "shooting" instead of "making" when I saw his hand gesture. This resulted in much laughter and then remembered the evil rampaging cow who hides in the tree shooting humans, now with pizza as ammo.

My ms paint skills are not super awesome, but I think that cow looks angry.

Right now, I'm hoping that the cow shoots the people who made the FIVE arcade fire shows sell out in less than a day at 3 selling spots + admission.com. They will probably come again, but it's insane.

Anyways, I must go.

You guys should eat our pizza if only because pineapples rule the fruit kingdom. They even have spiky crowns.