The Caffienated One

For those of us with a low caffiene tolerance, coffee is absolutely deadly. Combine that with sugar and tiredness, and you have the most hyper child in the universe.

Symptoms include:
-the jitters (that is, shaking legs, arms and possibly some twitching)
-fast speaking
-high pitched voice
-Short term ADD
-general fast movement (fastest typing evar mang)
-sometimes a slight redness in the cheeks.

You probably won't be able to sleep for a good while either.
If you've experienced this before, you should probably stay away from coffee because, while you think it may wake you up, it won't help your concentration in any way at all.
But for those of us who haven't learned (like me), you'll keep on doing this until you ram into a door because you were talking fast and not at all looking where you were going (didn't happen today though!).

Farewell friends. Wish me luck in dehyperization (this is not the worst case though).

omg it's 2:40 am. So I'm reading through message history and found something funny a friend said:
"when i notice that the person is pwning me with intellect, I automatically accept it, and let them ramble on and just agree with them, then I change the subject. So the conversation goes like "....and that is why japan blocking coffee export to philippines is bad for atlanta's black community." and I would go "yeah man. have you had the white kitkats? the pwn"

awesomeness prevails.